Yo! We’re looking for a few brandventurous first-timers to beta test new products.
We want to know about your creative service experience with us: what rocked your aqua socks and what left you wanting more…or less, frankly?
If you are ready and willing to become our new best friend, engaging fully in the immersive-done-with-you experience we’re building here, browse the offers below.
We’re offering a few 50% off coupons for folks who want to trade money for time, a blended “bartnership” where we both give a little and each get a lot. The first "pickers" in the Stoned Fruit Orchard, as it were. 🍑
Done With You Brand Strategy 👯
Positioning & Messaging
Highly sophisticated, deeply-nuanced, fully-realized Positioning Statement and juicy on-target Messaging for your marketing pleasure.
Includes | discovery, iteration, value proposition, articulation, and coaching, all rooted in curated words and a co-created brand strategy.
Six (6) slots available to get half-off the retail price of $2500 🍑 You’ll pay just $1250
Service delivery | Scheduled to begin between 2/1/23 and 6/31/23.
Apply here now. 👇
One thing all of our brand heroes have in common is a radical commitment to listening to their customers and crew. We couldn’t agree more! Brand allegiance is a two-way street.
What’s Expected
The root of all unhappiness is unmet expectations. Here’s the ask.
✌️ Respect the meeting times
🎙 Give timely feedback
👯♀️ Participate in the process
✍️ Fill out a post-service evaluation form
👂 Jump on a customer experience feedback call
🌈 Write an honest testimonial/review, even if it’s negative
The fine folks at Stoned Fruit commit to a fully-realized, well-developed product, delivered with charming hospitality and good vibes.
Each of these products have been tried and true in the marketplace, we’ve simply amp’d up the service delivery experience to create a whole new way to engage with creative pros in the name of brandbuilding.
We think it’s pretty special and we hope you will agree. Your actual opinion of how things went during the delivery of creative services is important to us so we can double-down on fan favorites and retire tired tropes, making it better for e’rybody.
One thing all of our brand heroes have in common is a radical commitment to listening to their customers and crew. We couldn’t agree more! Brand allegiance is a two-way street.
While we’re not at a stage in our business development to gift/comp this service entirely (fingers crossed for someday soon), we’re happy to give you the full Monty for half-off retail.
Thank you, next. Juicy opportunities currently ripening on the vine...
